30 before 30
I figure I may as well compile my list now, while I still have time to finish every single thing! I've already done about a dozen... go figure!?!
So in no particular order, with a little help from my friends... I'd like to tick off every single thing below...
1. Live in a shack on a beach.
2. Take a martial arts course.
3. Drink Absynthe.
4. Have a fling with a foreigner.
5. Go skinny dipping.
6. Chuck a drink at someone.
7. Spend an obscene amount of money on something I don't need.
8. Get a job bar-tending - for more than just one night.
9. Drink a beer with my cook.
10. Be hospitalised.
11. Throw a plate against the wall.
12. Have sex outdoors - in a car perhaps!
13. Plan a holiday in under an hour, and rush to the airport/bus station/ train station.
14. Kiss in the rain.
15. Get a brazilian wax.
16. Trip on Ecstacy.
17. Break a bone.
18. Get lost in a foreign city where you don't know the language.
19. Punch someone.
20. Live abroad.
21. Travel to another city for dinner.
22. Buy a house, or atleast a car - which means:
23. ...learn how to drive.
24. Go on a holiday with a lover.
25. Tip the barman with something other than money!
26. Lose weight and get in shape.
27. Buy my Mum a diamond.
28. Run a marathon.
29. Sing on stage or in a band, and I don't mean karaoke.
30. Travel more than 500km on a Rs.500 budget for atleast 2 days.
So in no particular order, with a little help from my friends... I'd like to tick off every single thing below...
1. Live in a shack on a beach.
2. Take a martial arts course.
3. Drink Absynthe.
4. Have a fling with a foreigner.
5. Go skinny dipping.
6. Chuck a drink at someone.
7. Spend an obscene amount of money on something I don't need.
8. Get a job bar-tending - for more than just one night.
9. Drink a beer with my cook.
10. Be hospitalised.
11. Throw a plate against the wall.
12. Have sex outdoors - in a car perhaps!
13. Plan a holiday in under an hour, and rush to the airport/bus station/ train station.
14. Kiss in the rain.
15. Get a brazilian wax.
16. Trip on Ecstacy.
17. Break a bone.
18. Get lost in a foreign city where you don't know the language.
19. Punch someone.
20. Live abroad.
21. Travel to another city for dinner.
22. Buy a house, or atleast a car - which means:
23. ...learn how to drive.
24. Go on a holiday with a lover.
25. Tip the barman with something other than money!
26. Lose weight and get in shape.
27. Buy my Mum a diamond.
28. Run a marathon.
29. Sing on stage or in a band, and I don't mean karaoke.
30. Travel more than 500km on a Rs.500 budget for atleast 2 days.
posted by Tartrazina at 12:57 am
15 Comments:
Heheh!
Have fun @ the beach!
Nice list. Had never heard of Absynthe until now. So cool - All big peoples tripped on it.
Haffun in Goa babes! :)
hullo Miss Tartra,
i Mr. S. M. Thapa. I'm liking all 30 points. But i am like the point of 'foreigner' very. i am foriegner with you. i Mr. S. M. Thapa form Nepal royal kingdom. also kiss in rain and shack glass. Make contact me please. hullo Miss Tartra. thapasm@hotmail.com urgent for foreiner fling now.
forget 2 add, car sex also. kathmandu all time car sex foreigner fling shack glass also.
haha u getting hit on by someone in nepal.....thats sooooo funny:-)
chinks
hullo. Mr. S. M. Thapa here. Chink telling i am hitting. no, no, not hitting. I believe in AHIMSA, like Mr. M. K. Gandhi. why funny??? i am resident royal Nepoal kingdom. foreigner. Let Ms. Tartra decide only. Also like kiss in rain, car sex, and shack glass. Ms. Tartra, please contact now. email to thapasm@hotmail.com urgent for foreigar fling.
Anonymous & Chinky : hahahha!!! both of you!!! heee fucking ha ha ha!!!!! :) wish i could laugh out loud but my colleagues will think i'm nuts!
G & Jax - Goa was awesome! The Big Chill was f'kin brilliant! :)
happy you are laugh. hullo, Mr. S. M. Thapa here. I also laugh you reply. But cry you call anonmous. Please hotmail to me, Ms. Tarta. Foriegner fling urgent. Visit beuatyful Royal Kindgom Nepal. Or I can also visit beautiful goa. have kiss rain, schak glass, car sex also. Pls hotmail urgent.
Mr.SM Thapa... hahahaha! you're a star! do keep visiting :) but what is this shack glass???! *scratches head*
hullo hullo Ms. Tartra, you are make my heart sing!!! also in my hometown bismal they call me star. i am exactly not knowing whatmeans shack glass, but you say you like this point, so i say i also like shak glass. what are you scatch head??? i compose poem in you honuor:
I am love Ms. Tartra Zina,
With her I am jeena (live trasnlator)
We have schak glass, sex in car,
SBcoz she call me star.
Like?
Hello Tina
It's Kiran. Would you believe I read the comment you left on my blog only today???
Your blog brings back memories (sigh)
Kiran
hullo Miss Zina,
Mr. Junior Thapa here. I am writing, cuz am afraid father made fool himself. Yembarasing slightly, but want to say he is like this only. My accent little different, due to my natiw being shifted to Shimoga. Hope to be escoosing Senior Thapa attempts at getting car action from foraign ladies. My name in Shimoga they call me, 'gadhikasuperbanger'. Give me call inshtead :)
lol.
I love the annon comments. hillarious spoof.
Tartrazina - Happy 2nd anniversary on blog
and lovely list!!
Inspired me to make my own 'things to do before 30' list though I only have 8 (dang!) months to do them
that list should be printed and handed out. it's perfect!
how's the ticking off process going?
I wonder which ones you HAVE done??
Well here is my take on YOUR thirty
1. Live in a shack on a beach.
O: Love to!
2. Take a martial arts course.
O: Have to!
3. Drink Absynthe.
O: Why? Oh Why? Those europeans will drink anything!
4. Have a fling with a foreigner.
O: Tina is 1-128th a foreigner, but it aint a fling, my ex was from bhutan ...tee hee!
5. Go skinny dipping.
O: Before or after the brazilian wax??
6. Chuck a drink at someone.
O: Why ? Oh , why???
7. Spend an obscene amount of money on something I don't need.
O: Women!!!!
8. Get a job bar-tending - for more than just one night.
O: Hmmm...
9. Drink a beer with my cook.
O: Hmmmm....
10. Be hospitalised.
O: both you n me sistah!!
11. Throw a plate against the wall.
O: Done that, cups too!! Oh, how they shatter!!
12. Have sex outdoors - in a car perhaps!
O: done that! terrace and car!
13. Plan a holiday in under an hour, and rush to the airport/bus station/ train station.
O: in europe ... weekend trip..
14. Kiss in the rain.
O: hmmm...
15. Get a brazilian wax.
O: yeah, baby!!
16. Trip on Ecstacy.
O: hmmm...
17. Break a bone.
O: never done that!!
18. Get lost in a foreign city where you don't know the language.
O: Cote d azur, france, ROme, italy
19. Punch someone.
O: Oh the joy! class 5, me and shitij, what a walloping he got!
20. Live abroad.
O: sigh!!
21. Travel to another city for dinner.
O:This I have done.... bhutan border :: phuntsholing borders jaigaon in india... so technically different city + country
22. Buy a house, or atleast a car - which means:
O: on the cards
23. ...learn how to drive.
O: never!! why do you think I am dating tina?
24. Go on a holiday with a lover.
O: hmmm...
25. Tip the barman with something other than money!
O: EWWWWW!!!
26. Lose weight and get in shape.
O: Have you seen my abs??
27. Buy my Mum a diamond.
O: sigh!
28. Run a marathon.
O: Yes yes yes yes yes!
29. Sing on stage or in a band, and I don't mean karaoke.
O: You can be my wingman, anyday! metallica good for you??
30. Travel more than 500km on a Rs.500 budget for atleast 2 days.
O: Heard of indian railways?
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